By now, youve likely heard thatTrap,the latest movie fromM.

Many of these quick left turns involve laughter which may or may not be intentional.

Trapis… well, you wouldnt say its good.

Josh Hartnett and Ariel Donoghue in ‘Trap.'

Josh Hartnett and Ariel Donoghue in ‘Trap.‘Warner Bros. Picture

(Were going byXCXs own definition of the term here.)

Judges would have accepted The Philly Cheese Staker, or The Cutter of Brotherly Love, or Gritty.

Its admittedly better than John Doe, but still.

The SWAT teams swarming outside the venue give him pause as well.

His first name is Jamie.

Theyre portrayed as gullible blabbermouths who spill everything the minute anyone shows public kindness.

(In M. Nights defense, theres a nice mid-credits payoff to all of this.

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into a highly coordinated sting operation.

Wed say its a classified operation as well, but, you know, chatty merch vendors, etc.

Well let you be the judge of that.

We assume that hes partially disrobed so as not to get blood on his button-up.

We hope this nabs him a dozen more jobs.

We have no idea how the public will take toTrapover the long run, Mr. Shyamalan.

But were pretty sure theres a Worlds Best Dad mug in your near future, sir.