Were gonna keep it light.

Alright ladies, youre 0-and-2 against this guy.

Ladies, enough with the pantsuit, okay?

Bill Burr Delivers ‘SNL’ Post-Election Monologue: ‘Ladies, You’re 0-and-2 Against This Guy’

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Stop trying to have respect for yourselves.

You dont win the office like on policy; you gotta whore it up a little.

You all know how to get a free drink… Make a farmer feel like hes got a shot.

Swing a state over a little bit.

Like, who was sitting there watching the debate still undecided.

Two of the most polar opposite people ever.

Its like, Lets see what the orange bigot has to say.

What about the real estate agent who speaks through her nose?

I cant believe Trump didnt win this thing four months ago…

There is nothing you’re free to say.

Everybody would just go, This guys the man.

He is the king.

Thats the only time Ive seen that guy truly happy.

He was glowing, Burr quipped.

When he got behind the counter, it was like he was behind the stage at Springsteen or something.

Its like, Oh my god, was that empathy of the people, Donald?'