You do not want to read this review ofCompanion.Trust us.

(Its perfectly safe to watch the teaser below, however.)

at a time, is that everything starts with the most basic premise imaginable: Boy meets girl.

Sophie Thatcher in ‘Companion.'

Sophie Thatcher in ‘Companion.‘Warner Bros. Pictures

The connection is instant.

Hes so flustered that he knocks over a carton of peaches.

Meet-cutes dont get much cuter than this.

She notes that she has experienced them twice.

The first was when she met Josh.

The second was when she killed him.

Run to the hills, people!

Sure enough, she shuts down.

Like,literallyshuts down.

Like, say, her inability to harm human beings.

Hence, all that blood.

Theres a real bruised soul in her bot.

Somewhere,Brigitte Helm is beaming with you go, sister!

This isnt a new idea, mind you, and feel free to insert your own late-capitalism dig here.