Its faint, but very shrill.

And fairy tales are often filled with monsters.

Or that that the unsettling shrieking in the distance keeps getting louder, especially after dark.

Hunter Schafer (left) in ‘Cuckoo.'

Hunter Schafer (left) in ‘Cuckoo.‘Neon

But for now, its content to simply unnerve you in the most stylish, Argentoesque way possible.

Our guide for this Euro-horror nightmare is Gretchen (Hunter Schafer).

Gretchen would much rather be back home, playing music with her Jesus-and-Mary-Chainish shoegaze band.

Three guesses as to which of those items is going to come in real handy soon.

Seven years ago, Gretchens father and his new spouse honeymooned at the resort.

Their stay resulted in her stepsister a girl who Gretchen semi-tolerates and Herr Konig pays particular attention to.

And then shit getsreallyweird.

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(See:theoriginalSuspiria.)

Just dont tell the Bavarian tourist board.