you could trust her to safely operate a motor vehicle and her campaign torun a livestream.

like dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

He really, really, profoundlydidnt like that.

Vice President Kamala Harris and @dril (Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images; Twitter/Dril)

Vice President Kamala Harris and @drilWin McNamee/Getty Images; Twitter/Dril

But my mom is gonna read this so Ill briefly try.

Basically, hes an internet comedian.

All his posts are in-character and his fans play along.

Hes a withdrawn, quiet dude in his mid-30s who chooses his words carefully.

He claims its because he has the covid shits.

Bringing him into the L.A. sunlight ruins something about it.

This is a character who lives in a fictional world and hes fundamentally a keyboard warrior.

Oh, I just about shit, he says.

So, they must hate me, or otherwise wish me dead.

He has almost two million followers.

Catches the ear of billionaires and presidents.

Had an actualfeud with Elon Musk.

The sort of people who would never ever let you, any of us, through their security gate.

But its really hard to convert that to dollar one and it sucks.

My posts strictly belong in the dumpster.

They must never be allowed in any emails, especially not any emails associated with the Resolute Desk.

They are Beneath the office.

But would this situation be any different if the Harris campaign had used a different tweet?

Is @drils animosity toward his new unexpected visibility related in any way to the post they picked?

I mean, no, definitely not, but I want to hear it from him.

When I wrote that tweet, I think I had more petty issues in mind.

I did not consider that it would be used by a presidential candidate to madshame their opponent.

If I genuinely believed that, I suppose I would also get mad, and thats fine.

and another thing: im not mad.

just dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

I think of something hisTruthPointcohost and sometimes writing partner Derek Estevez-Olsensaidwhen someone accused @dril of selling the account.

Truth is sadder than that, Estevez-Olsen wrote.

Original guy killed himself on heroin and motorcycles.

Person posting now is his daughter who got disabled in war and VA wont pay her benefits.

How do you feel about these accusations?

He continues: Its just something everyone in this business has to deal with.

Take Andy Rooney, for instance.

I think someone tried to put a bomb in his car.

It was an ugly situation.

So here we are.

Its 2024 and safe to say that @dril has finally hit peak visibility.

Hell never run out of material, hes too clever, but there are no more mountains to climb.

I think Ive taken this shit just about as far as it will go.

The Poster has become a hated and defiled concept.

I hope to purge about a million Fake friends when I undertake this humiliating venture.

I have two last questions.

They are always welcome to threaten to whip my ass over email.

However, we all know that they are much too cowardly to do so, he says.

everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag.

Im truly happy just to be part of the conversation.