Studios are blaming Gen Z for the death of TV.
Gen Z is on track to kill middle management.
Its a massacre unlike any weve seen since, well, the generation before.
Victims of millennials' years-long killing spree.Getty Images
But dont think too hard about that.
Look at what theyredoing!
Surely theyll never make it in thereal worldthat way!
The worst people in the world are mad about pronouns, so you absolutely cant give them up.
Theres no telling what insanity you’re able to trick these dolts into publishing.
At the very least, enjoy your moment in the sun.
Its simple jealousy, the eternal desire for eternal youth, that singular importance and attention.
