Youve heard him, Kimmel said.
He said he has a list of enemies.
You think Im not on that list?
Let me tell you, that was the worst Taco Tuesday of my whole life, he said.
More than half of this country voted for the criminal whos planning to pardon himself for his crimes.
I guess this election wasnt rigged.
For healthcare, for our climate, for scientists, for journalism, for justice, for free speech.
It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him and guess what?
It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too, you just dont realize it yet.
Im gonna say something that Trump would never say unless it favored him, the host said.
The people voted and this is the choice we made.
In January, Donald Trump becomes president and thats that, he won.
He continued, And I know a lot of people want to hear anything positive.
Ive been trying to come up with something positive.
Maybe the people who care so much about him need to find out how little he cares about them.
