John Mulaney’s Netflix Talk Show Set to Release in March

We will be live globally with no delay.

We will never be relevant.

We will never be your source for news, the comediansaidduring a Hollywood media event on Wednesday.

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We will always be reckless.Netflixwill always provide us with data that we will ignore.

Thats just a brief sampling of guests.

We dont know if we can lock in Mannequin Pussy, but we are in talks with them.

Notsince Harry and Meghanhas Netflix given more money to someone without a specific plan.

I feel like this entire show is a Banksy!