Jon Stewartwas back onThe Daily Showlast night to recount the October surprises that might impact the upcoming presidential election.
Why are October surprises always so shitty?
Why do we never get a good October surprise that brings our country together?
Jon Stewart on ‘The Daily Show.‘Courtesy of Comedy Central
He added that for some reason these last-minute revelations or incidents seem to benefit Republicans rather than Democrats.
If monkeypox runs amok, I dont see how we lose!
The biggest October surprise so far, for Stewart, has beenElon Muskshowing upat aDonald Trumprally over the weekend.
Ooh, dark Maga, Stewart replied.
I didnt know it came in flavors!
I wonder if for the holidays theyll come out with peppermint bark MAGA.
Or pumpkin spice MAGA.
You stupid, stupid people.
Election interference is what Mark Zuckerberg did.
The host recalled the 2016 and 2020 elections, when it was Trump who accused Zuckerberg of election interference.
He then pointed out the double standard that Musk is offering his fans money to register swing state voters.
Trump, apparently, doesnt think Musks behavior counts as interference.
But you know what does?
The new Sebastian Stan biopicThe Apprentice.
Elon, were you not watching the rest of the show?
A movie Trump doesnt like is going to get sued.
A tech mogul he doesnt like, he wants to put in prison.
Its not free speech if only Trumps admirers get to do it without consequence.
Thats just not how it works.
It doesnt go that way.
I dont see how his support of free speech is expose the belly worthy.
The Second Amendment is there to ensure that we have the First Amendment.
Because some people in your crowd thought they might have been shadow-banned by Facebook.
I mean, for Gods sake, you guys are in Butler, Pennsylvania.
Thats why youre there.
The whole point of a society is guns dont decide it.
