Donald Trump has only been back in office for a week andJon Stewartis already pretty tired.
I found last week exhausting, Stewart quipped.
The return to 1600 Trumplvania Avenue was as disorienting and chaotic as I imagined.
Jon Stewart on ‘The Daily Show.‘Courtesy of Comedy Central
I was promised a new era of American prosperity and greatness, Stewart replied.
He added, Who would have expected the China to do it cheaper?
The host feigned confusion, grabbing a foam axe from under his desk.
Trump has ushered in the purge, Stewart yelled.
Although, just in case Im misinterpreting, what is this purge about, exactly?
In a more serious tone, the host noted, He got rid of 17 inspectors general?
That only leavesno one knows how many left.
I have no idea…
The point is: We have 17 less inspectors general.
Who knows how many generals will now go uninspected?
Democrats, inspire my anger, in the least charismatic way possible!
However, Stewart pointed out that Trumps actions were not exactly unconstitutional.
The only mistake Trump made was that he didnt give 30 days notice.
Why do we even have it?
Because I dont know if youve met Donald Trump, he pushes shit.
However, it will require actual action.
In a call to Democratic leaders, Stewart urged, The question is probably not, How dare he?
The question should be, What are you learning from this?
How would you use this power?
What is your contract with America?
Democrats, exist outside of him.
That is the goal!
