What a beautiful name you spent two seconds thinking of, Kimmel responded.
He still has no health care plan.
Stayed up almost all night drinking Diet Cokes to come up with the Gulf of America.
Jimmy Kimmel on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live.‘YouTube/Jimmy Kimmel Live
The host explained that for whatever reason, Trump loves terrorizing our allies.
Putin, hes like good guy,’ Kimmel said.
Canada, hes like Darth Vader: Come to the dark side or else.’
Who has thoughts like that?
Maybe he wants to buy Greenland so he can put Don Jr. in charge and leave him there forever.
OnThe Tonight Show,Jimmy Fallonreflected on Trumps desire to merge Canada with the U.S.
If you think Americas divided now, imagine if half the country spelled color with a u.’
So now, if I understand this correctly, the Gulf of Mexico will become the Gulf of America.
New Mexico will be Dry America and Cinco de Mayo will be the Fifth of Mayo.
Thats the country I pretend to be from when Im traveling abroad.
With Greenland, though, Lydic sees the importance of taking it over.
