Election day is upon us and the late-night hosts are ready.
After a two-year campaign we have finally made it through all 20 years,Stephen Colbertquipped onThe Late Show.
It has felt long.
Jordan Klepper on ‘The Daily Show.‘YouTube/The Daily Show
He continued, more seriously, We are all, in some true sense, about to witness history.
Im guessing this is how the people of Pompeii felt when Vesuvius was trying to get re-elected.
Colbert recounted how none of the experts can predict the election outcome.
For luck, obviously.
He detailed Harris positive closing message, noting that Trumps final message was a bit different.
Its Bring me the liver of my enemy of a stick,’ Colbert said.
He then played footage of Trumps miming a blow job on his microphone stand.
I was wrong, Colbert said.
Evidently he does have a jobs plan.
Forget about what side youre on, Kimmel said.
Just a bunch of normal, boring stuff.
Wouldnt that be nice?
No arguing with your grandfather.
You check the sports, Al Roker does the weather, off to work you go.
Tomorrow is the big day at long last, Klepper said.
So congrats to her.
Tomorrow is also Election Day.
Klepper showcased the difference in messages for both candidates in their run-up to the election.
What are we doing here people?
Klepper replied with glee.
I hate to say it, but can we just go back to the handjob routine?
OnThe Tonight Show,Jimmy Fallonnoted, We finally made it.
He added, of the anticipation, I cant take it.
None of us can control what happens tomorrow, he said.
We can only control how drunk we are when it happens.
Meyers also aired the microphone moment from Trumps rally, calling it the candidates closing message.
Seriously, dude, if you did that during charades youd be banned from game nights.
I dont care what the answer was.
