Do we have any friends?
I mean, Mexico, I get.
Were picking a fight with our most reliable and pleasant friend?
Jon Stewart on ‘The Daily Show.‘Courtesy of Comedy Central
The labradoodle of allies?
Stewart then reflected on Trumps desire to take over the Panama Canal and Greenland using force.
Denmark, Panama, and Canada, he sighed.
We used to fight the Nazis.
Now were scouring the globe for easy marks.
What are we, the Jake Paul of nations?
I know Chinas out there, but Panamas a legitimate fight!
OnJimmy KimmelLive, host Jimmy Kimmel discussed the situation as the worlds dumbest trade war.
Donald Trump has been president for two weeks as of today, Kimmel noted.
All hell has broken loose in almost every possible way.
Kimmel explained that Trump first issued the tariffs and then almost immediately un-issued them.
I guess he must have seen the guacamole bill for his Super Bowl party, he quipped.
Why Trump is squeezing our closest allies no one knows.
Stephen Colbertwas similarly perplexed by Trumps tariff obsession onTheLate Show.
Anyone whos ever had a toddler knows this feeling.
He added, No American wakes up saying, Damn Canada, we should really go after Canada.
I mean, except for Kendrick Lamar.
That dude has it out for Canadian rap.
