Glaser started strong by welcoming the crowd to the 82ndGolden Globes, Ozempics biggest night!
She then eased any nerves in the crowd by reassuring them, Im not here to roast you tonight.
I want you to know that, and how could I?
Nikki Glaser during the 82nd Annual Golden Globes held at The Beverly Hilton on January 05, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California.Rich Polk/GG2025/Penske Media
Youre all so famous, so talented, so powerful you could really do anything…
I mean, except tell the country who to vote for.
And that TV nomineesThe Bear, The Penguin, andBaby Reindeerare not just things found in RFKs freezer.
Glaser even pulled off a Diddy joke, cracking thatChallengerswas more sexually charged than the disgraced moguls credit card.
Im upset too, she quipped, the afterpartys not going to be as good this year.
But we have to move on!
Glaser fared notably better with her monologue thanlast years host, stand-up Jo Koy.
And laudedEmilia Perezas the most audacious, groundbreaking film to ever autoplay afterIs It Cake?