Heres a toast to the happy couple.
As Selena once sang, its just like the Battle of Troy theres nothing subtle here.
(Benny, after tasting the Sicilian Scorpion sauce: I feel like I would have crumbled without her.
Petra Collins*
Selena: You DID crumble.)
OrJohn LennonandYoko Onomaking entire albums where they did nothing but sigh each others names for minutes at a time?
Beyonce andJay-Ztaking over the Louvre forEverything Is Love?
Who else but Selena could give that line such an angel-face knife twist?
We live in a cruel world, Benny, Selena informed her man onHot Ones.
