There was absolutely no hesitation at all [in my voice], Pattinson told theTimes.

Im like, What on earth?

Theres a little gremlin inside of me that thinks, Just say something shocking.

Robert Pattinson Trolled Interviewers

Robert Pattinson at the Met Gala on May 1, 2023 in NYC.James Devaney/GC Images

Youre only here for a few minutes, say something terrible,' said Pattinson.

Theres a kind of perverse glee I get from that.

But Ive given my publicist a number of heart attacks.

Note: This is a limited list and not all lies have been accounted for.

The romance was short-lived and she was never seen outside his apartment again.

He pressed on: Its like, I dont clean my apartment cause I dont care.

I dont care whether its clean or not.

You cant refute that.

I was so convinced.

It was the most disappointed Ive ever been my life.

Notably, Pattinsons birthday falls on May 13.

You set a precedent.

No one was doing this in the Seventies.

Even James Dean he wasnt exactly ripped.

With a sigh, he added: Literally, Im just barely doing anything.

Two years later, Pattinson addressed the dry workout joke.

That really came back to haunt me, he toldMovieMaker.

I just always think its really embarrassing to talk about how youre working out.

I think its like an English thing.

Pattinson stated the obvious, Youre playing Batman.

You have to work out.

I think I was doing the interview when I was in lockdown, as well, in England …

I was in a lower gear of working out.

He also took the opportunity to once again mention that he, in fact, does wash his hair.

It just sticks for 15 years.

He really manifested that part.

And some of us decided that Id pretend that I was importing drugs.

But I didnt even know what drugs looked like.

To remedy the predicament, Pattinson rounded up 40 floppy disks.