Just like the Founding Fathers, I am creating a new country as well.
And just like them, were doing it very whitely.
Workplaces must go back to looking like the TV showThe Office, he said, before taunting Miranda.
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He got tricked into coming here.
Now hes frozen on stage, he said as Miranda and others held their places in the darkened background.
But its been a great first week.
From now on, there will be two genders.
One to work, and one to cook, Trump went on.
And were done with LGBT.
What a weird way to dress, right?
Darling, Im off to start America!
Hand me my wig and my tights and my big blousy shirts.
So were going to go back to common sense in regards to gender.
And the women will wear the makeup.
No more makeup on men…unless you need it to be president.
Ill never drink again!
Ah, the audience would have eaten that right up.
But were not going to hear it.
Linnie, linnie, linnie, linnie.
Hes such a mor-an.
