First, though, Rock took issue with complaints about Trump being undignified while in office.
Its theUnited States, joked Rock, who was making his firstSNLappearance since theSeason 46 finalein May 2021.
Weve had somepresidentsin the United States.
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Come on, man.
This is not the most dignified job in the world.
Weve had presidents show up to the inauguration with pregnant slaves, okay?
And Im just talking about Bill Clinton.I mean, you know what country we live in.
You know the history of this country.
You know how many rapists are in my wallet right now?
A cup of coffee in America costs seven rapists!
Trumps going to get it down to three.
As for Trumpsplans for mass deportations, Rock joked about how the Menendez brotherspotential releasemay be ill-timed.
Just in time to get deported, he quipped.
Trump is not playing, man.
This time its totally different.
Trump is not playing.
[Mets owner] Steve Cohen bought one Dominican for $700 million.
You used to be able to get a whole bushel for that much!
He dont move as fast as he used to.
He dont talk as fast as he used to, you knowbut that middle finger still works!