Nate Bargatzes George Washington is back.
I dream that one day, our great nation will have a word for the number twelve.
None, he replied flatly.
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So cows will be beef, and pigs will be pork, he explained.
And chickens, sir?
That one stays, he replied.
And other foods, he added, will be named whatever we want, like the hamburger.
Made of ham, sir?
If it only were that simple.
A hamburger is made of beef, just as a buffalo wing is made of chicken, he clarified.
But fear not, men: hot dogs will not be made of dogs.
Finally, Washington addresses education, explaining that the first year of schooling will be known as kindergarten.
And as for the second year?
Bargatze, in his stand-up monologue, touched on education as well.
I went to community college, andits a big deal.
