Saturday Night LivesDonald Trumptried to resolvetensions betweenElon MuskandMarco Rubio, while using the opportunity to insult them both.
Youre the GOAT, he said.
But its still a throw in of goat.
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Now look, I cant have you two at each others throats, okay?
After all, I have a perfect record.
So you two need to start acting like mature adults, okay?
So lets begin with Marco.
Musk blurted out: Polo!
Trump would go on the recommend that any insults should actually be good.
Something like: Elon, how do you have 20 kids but Ive never seen you with a chick?
Just dudes named donkey dong and boner king.
You know, stuff like that.
Watch this, he then said, turning to Rubio.
Marco: Short and gay.
Classic.As Trump explained to Musk why Rubio is important, Musks thoughts were revealed.
Phase one of my plan is complete: Ingratiate yourself to the president and take over the media.
But was taking this job a bad idea?
A lot of people seem to really hate me.
Trump then recapped the meeting.
And thats why youre the boss, Trump affirmed.
