What could go wrong?
The answers: Casting-choice trolling by racists.
Clapbacks and sound bites that did its star no favors.
Rachel Zegler in ‘Snow White’DISNEY
Childish fans once again claiming that their long-ago childhoods would somehow be ruined because, you know, changes.
An ongoing culture war that an election made a gajillion times more volatile.
Welcome to family-friendly entertainment circa 2025.
Shes beloved by the kingdom at large, for being so empathetic and kind.
Enter a wicked stepmother (Gal Gadot), who initially is acting like nurturing and sweet.
Snow grows into a young woman (Rachel Zegler).
Later, after Jonathan is caught and chained to the castle doors, Snow helps him escape.
You wouldnt exactly say the dashing rogue is princely, despite the strong jawline and gorgeous head of hair.
You could, however, describe him as charming.
Apologies, we meant to say hire a woodsman to kill Snow White in a forest.
Thankfully, the woodsman (Ansu Kabia) has a crisis of conscience and tells Snow to book it.
She meets a coterie of CGI animals, finds an unoccupied house with a bed, takes a nap.
- The occupants return home.
They are not referred to as dwarves.
They are magical creatures, rendered digitally and voiced by character actors of various shapes and sizes.
Were not proposing a better solution, just noting that these scenes still feel cringeworthy as hell.
This is the ass-kicking Disney princess we apparently need.
