He continued, And Ive been saying, quite sincerely, Hey!
Lets not get out over our skis here.
Lets take this one day at a time.
Stephen Colbert on ‘The Late Show.‘YouTube/The Late Show
Maybe, maybe betting against all logic and all previous experience, itll be different this time.
Because its already way worse.
Turns out, I dont have much of an imagination.
There is not enough Botox in the world to hide how shocked I am.
Theres also not enough Botox in the world because Matt Gaetz used all of it.
This is just a little amuse-douche of what a horrifying idea this is.
Which really makes you wonder, did he bring enough drugs to share?
Because I could really use them about now.
Hegseth has two qualifications for Trump, Colbert said.
Hes on TV, and he is one weird dude.
Heres why you care, Colbert said.
All those nominations I mentioned earlier, straight from the mouth of madness?
And the nominees have to defend themselves and explain why them getting that job would be good for America.
He added, Its called recess appointments.
Coincidentally, recess appointment: what Matt Gaetz calls his dates.
