Is your stocking well-hung?
Then youll enjoySabrina CarpentersA NonsenseChristmas, her newNetflixspecial, out just in time for the holidays.
But instead, youre here, half-watching a big screen, while scrolling social media on a smaller screen.
Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter celebrate ‘A Nonsense Christmas’Alfredo Flores/Netflix
And for that, Im forever grateful.
There are comedy specials, and there are music specials, and there are holiday specials, she notes.
But who does musical comedy holiday specials?
A lot of people.
But do those specials have celebrity guests?
Yes, they do!
Everyone with a musical comedy holiday special does them with celebrity guests, and this is one of those!
Here are the best moments fromA Nonsense Christmas, for those in need of that Charles Dickens.
(Is there a Martha Stewart jadeite cake stand?
And for some reason, I never wanted to open my presents.
I just wanted chocolate cake.
Speaking of the clip, Carpenter says, I just had an ulterior motive, and it was chocolate.
And it kinda still is.
Weve been married 400 years!
But after the first hundred, Astin replies, We decided to be open.
The special could end here, and everyone would be happy.
Wearing a powder blue holiday sweater, she frets that she has nothing to gift Mooney.
Who is this man/What does he do/Ive known him 10 years and I dont have a clue.
Mooney puts on his best Awkward Guy demeanor, wearing a sweater vest and hovering in the corner.
I like food and I like pants/And I like blue/And I like music/And I like sports, he mutters.
More of this, hey.
he says), before Carpenter appears out of thin air.
Im the Spirit of Ghosted Past, she says.
We went on five dates, and I never heard from you again.
He claims he lost his phone, but Carpenter says she knows he peeped her Instagram stories.
Thats really weird, he says.
I gotta talk to Zuck about that.
Ive seen the errors of my ways, he says.
Im gonna text back, Im gonna be transparent.
He passes them each a turkey leg.
Its actually no big deal, Delevingne says.
I like girls anyway.
Thats all, ladies and gentlemen.
You didnt think I was gonna leave you crying on Christmas, she says.
