Oasisis done,Liam Gallaghertold usin 2019.
If you missed them, thats fucking tough luck.
[Im asked] every day of the week, Noeltold usin 2016.
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People say, Youll definitely re-form you will, and Im just like, Thats so fucking rude.
They make a run at Jedi-mind-trick me.
Consider this a best-of, and definitely not a Jedi mind trick.]
That kind of fills me with sadness.
The money is kind of irrelevant.
Hes got to find out for himself.
Im up for it Im not desperate for it.
If it doesnt work out, I dont give a shit.
Hes a miserable little fuck, if you know what I mean.
I dont think theres any unfinished business, he says.
I dont think that we left anything unsaid, do you know what I mean?
Its like, if youve seen [Oasis], then good for you.
If you didnt, then thats fucking tough shit.
Ive never seen the Beatles.
So there you go.
Would I do it for charity?
Were not that kind of people.
I dont think [organizer] Michael Eavis has got enough money.
But would we get back together one day?
As long as everybody is still alive and still has their hair, its always a possibility.
But only for the money.
They should all reform!
Its always left to me in an interview to let the kids down.
People say, Youre breaking these kids hearts.
Well, what the fuck, man?
Just get together and make some good music.
Nice try, but still no.
hetellsRS.If we become mates again, then itll be the best thing since sliced bread.
I dont think wed last the first chorus of fucking Rock N Roll Star.
I think Id end up sticking it on him.
May 2021: Noel Just Doesnt Feel Like It, OK?
So I like to march to the beat of my own drum.
Oasis is done Im afraid.
The door is ajar on everything.
I wouldnt be surprised if space aliens landed tomorrow.
I wouldnt be surprised if they were already here.
I wouldnt be surprised if God walks among us.
I wouldnt be surprised by all sorts.
October 2022: Noel Rhetorically Asks,Would You Go on Holiday With Your Ex-Missus?
And Im happy with it.
If we got back together, there would be a circus and theres no point.
Just leave it as it is.
And he doesnt stop there: Grow up.
Headline Glastonbury …do me a favor, get back together.
Did his tough-love approach work?
Liam takes a gentler approach,writing, Its our time to waste.
Who made him the boss of time?
There are some wonderful versions of those songs, some in acoustic version, he says.
But there will be no tour, we will not return to play them together.
Well, I put it out there, he says.
Youd have thought by now, hed have some kind of plan ….
He doesnt have to speak to me.
He wont speak to me, hes a coward.
And then well have a conversation about it.
Until then, hes being a little bit disingenuous.
Ive accepted now that this is never gonna go away, he says.
Im [gonna] go and do it now for you fans.
Its like, well, fucking call me then.
And he hasnt called me.
And until he does, its fucking going nowhere.
Blur never split up, did they?
Sadly my fucking band were very far from adult about it.
It was a bit more crash and burn.
Hair was a thing in Oasis, so well have to see what everybodys hair is looking like.
Pointing to his own hair, he said, Im in no matter what.
This is not fucking going anywhere.
To be fair, though, I can see it happening.
I was really mean to my little brother.
Now it is time for me to send him a box of chocolates.
February 2024: Liam Swears He Called Noel
I did call him!
Liam tellsMOJO.Well, my people called Noels management team.
It was a big tour, a lot of money.
He turned it down.
I get it, hes got a divorce going down.
Ill do theDefinitely Maybething and have a nice time without him.
Nobodys told me, he says.
Maybe theyre getting a new singer like the dude out of Queen.
In 2025 or 2026?
The answer is neither.
Ill take the fact that youre booing as a fucking compliment!
