In 2014, a teenage idiot was caughttaking a leakin an urban reservoir in Portland, Oregon.

I was raised in aridCalifornia, where water conservation is a form of morality.

Trump displays no demonstrable knowledge of how wildfire works.

BUTTONWILLOW, CA - APRIL 16:  A sign on a farm trailer reading “Food grows where water flows,” hangs over dry, cracked mud at the edge of a farm April 16, 2009 near Buttonwillow, California. Central Valley farmers and farm workers are suffering through the third year of the worsening California drought with extreme water shortages and job losses. The office of California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger predicts Central Valley farm losses of $325 million to $477 million and total losses for crop production and related business to be between $440 and $644 million. Central Valley is expected to lose 16,200 to 23,700 full-time jobs and food prices are expected to rise nationwide.   (Photo by David McNew/Getty Images)

A sign on a farm trailer hangs over dry, cracked mud at the edge of a farm in California’s Central Valley, near Bakersfield.David McNew/Getty Images

It was a droughtexacerbated by climate change.

Local water issues likely hampered Southern California firefighters.

But they had nothing to do with state-led water rationing.

A reservoir serving Pacific Palisades sat empty because it had been drained for maintenance.

Trump perceives this modest act of environmental preservation as putting a worthless fish over water-hungry farms and human profits.

Gavin Newscum curtailed natural river outflows.

But Trump was still determined to act to match his big mouth with bigger action.

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This squandering of water made the Portland urinal flush look like a childs game.

It more resembled the malevolent act of a mad king.

Trump insisted everybody should be happy about his Victory!

In reality, Trump is double-crossing the very farmers whose water interests hes long claimed to represent.

Onlypushbackby local agriculture interests and state officials persuaded the Army Corps to lessen the outflows to avert a disaster.

And even Trump admitted Monday: We did it a very rough way.

For now the sole perceivable benefit is creating optics to aggrandize the president himself.

Americans rely on government to protect us or at the very least do us no harm.

As hesaidof the water release Monday: I had to do it.

And it was not easy.