You want to put Americas upper crust on blast?
It has homicidal fantasy critters, lots of sharp and pointy horns, and absolutely no teeth.
Ridley does not want to be riding shotgun on her dads work trip.
Paul Rudd and Jenna Ortega in ‘Death of a Unicorn.‘Balazs Goldi/A24
Their destination is the estate of Elliotts terminally ill employer, Odell Leopold (Richard E. Grant).
Upon closer inspection, they realize its a real-life, honest-to-gosh unicorn.
Then Elliott bashes the bleating things brains in.
Its a mercy killing, he reasons.
There was purple blood pouring out of it by the gallon.
(This isnt even the first cursed, aristocratic patriarch Richard E. Granthas played in this decade!)
Cleverness and cutting commentary are not on the proverbial menu here.
What are we doing here?
We believe theres even an industry term for folks like her.
It begins with a U.
